With all the hearts and flowers consistent with February, here's a little something fun I recently read...
Lovers like underwear ???
Some crawl up your arse,
Some snap under pressure,
Some don't have the strength to hold you up,
Some get a little twisted,
Some are your favourites,
Some you can see right through,
Some are cheap and just plain nasty,
Some actually cover your arse when you need them to.