February Funny

With all the hearts and flowers consistent with February, here's a little something fun I recently read...

Lovers like underwear ???

Some crawl up your arse,

Some snap under pressure,

Some don't have the strength to hold you up,

Some get a little twisted,

Some are your favourites,

Some you can see right through,

Some are cheap and just plain nasty,

AND

Some actually cover your arse when you need them to.